whatever *drinks red wine* *lies in the middle of road*
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British people be like
*wakes up during a heart transplant*
Right what’s all this then
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me to my significant other: you should watch this show
s/o: yeah maybe
me: let me rephrase that, if you value this relationship-
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cant believe a bunch of english kids go through a fuckin cupboard and find a magical kingdom full of wonder and they go “yeah we’re the royal family now”
typical english behaviour
I think what’s more creepily imperialistic is the reaction of everyone in Narnia to the Pevensies.
Like, the Pevensies end up the royal family in large part because everyone’s like ‘it has been prophesied that you will come and rule us and everything will be great!’ and, well, in-universe I can’t really fault them on that; if I were a young teen or pre-teen in a completely foreign country, I too would probably just go along with whatever seem to make people friendly to me.
But the reaction of the Narnians, in almost ubiquitously welcoming these foreigners as obviously destined to rule them even though they know nothing of the country and the culture… now that is some creepily imperialist writing.
This is the only good reblog of this post in it’s entire 3 year hellscape existence
if four foreign kids popped out of a magic box and deposed trump by the express wishes of god’s fursona, i’d crown ‘em. this winter already fuckin feels like it’s lasted 100 years.
Well, fuck, there is that.
mood
“By the express wishes of god’s fursona” is both the most amazing but also the most Deeply Cursed thing I have read all year
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teacher: what year was the battle of yorktown
me: 1781
teacher: why did you say it like that
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omg can I have this baby now!!? <3 😍
credit: tiktok ID @31260229441
Me going down water slides.
Me tryna move forward in Life everyday
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The people who make lyric videos and the people who make gifs deserve a national holiday because they are carrying this society on their backs
Creepy: This Guy Has No Nostalgia For The Movie ‘Holes’
this is better than an entire season of american horror story
is no one concerned that he did not blink ONCE
PATRICK BATEMAN AMERICAN PSYCHO
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This user has seen an increase in porn bot followers.
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Chinese Kids Are Getting Their Parents, Their Parents’ Parents, And Their Parents’ Parents’ Parents Involved In A Meme
There’s a new meme in China, and it’s very wholesome. The challenge, called “four generations,” includes four generations of family members making an appearance, from youngest to oldest. A son would call his dad, who then calls his dad, who then calls his dad. And a daughter would call her mom, who calls her mom, who calls her mom. The results are super cute.
The videos are being shared on video app Douyin, the Chinese version of TikTok, under the challenge name, “Four generations under one roof.”
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This is legit the cutest and most wholesome meme omg
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